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If I Had a Million Dollars
By:Barenaked Ladies


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[G]If I h[D]ad a million do[C]llars (If I had a million dollars)
[G]I'd b[D]uy you a h[C]ouse (I would buy you a house)
[G]If I h[D]ad a million do[C]llars (If I had a million dollars)
[G]I'd buy you f[D]urniture for your h[C]ouse (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
[G]If I h[D]ad a million do[C]llars (If I had a million dollars)
[G]I'd b[D]uy you a K[C]-car (A nice reliant automobile)
[G]If I h[D]ad a million do[C]llars, I'd buy your lo[D]ve
[C]If I h[D]ad a million d[G]ollars, We'd build a t[Em]ree fort in our y[C]ard
[C]If I h[D]ad a million d[G]ollars, You could h[Em]elp it wouldn't be that [C]hard
[C]If I h[D]ad a million d[G]ollars, We could put like a li[Em]ttle refrigerator[C] in there (We could keep snacks and beverages)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars, We'd take a limosine cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have to eat craft dinner
(but we would. We'd just eat more)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich
Bare Naked Ladies

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